Jared's Pick For The Worst Movie Ever - Wisecrack Vlog

7 déc. 2019
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Here at Wisecrack, there’s nothing we love more than talking about and thinking about great film. But, statistically, not every movie can be wonderful. So today, Jared’s revealing his pick for the worst of the very worst in this Wisecrack Vlog on Jared’s Pick for the Worst Movie Ever.

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  • Awww. Heartbroken Jared 😭

    Utkarsha DUtkarsha DIl y a 3 jours
  • after.life is a disaster of a film

    Dmytro PickyDmytro PickyIl y a 6 jours
  • Taxi Driver is one of the worst for me. Total waste of time.

    Pravin DahalPravin DahalIl y a 14 jours
  • Southland Tales is not just a failure, it's a bona fide Fiasco! From the screenplay to the casting to the cinematography, it's a shitshow from top to bottom. Nobody can accuse them of playing it safe, that's for sure. A true train wreck of a movie.

    Adam PowerAdam PowerIl y a 21 jour
  • Jared’s right: I...don’t really want to do anything creative now.

    Logan ShillingtonLogan ShillingtonIl y a 23 jours
  • I like this movie. And i don't know why. The worst movie for me is "the counselor" that is some incredible BS!

    NeuTechNeuTechIl y a 25 jours
  • Incidentally, the bit with Zelda Rubinstein with the glowing ball at around eight minutes in features her quoting lyrics from the Jane's Addiction song Three Days...though for the life of me, I couldn't tell you why.

    Corn Pone FlicksCorn Pone FlicksIl y a mois
  • That weird out-of-place musical number in non-musicals was a mid-00s gimmick. Besides for the one in 500 Days of Summer, it never worked.

    JeremyJeremyIl y a mois
  • his hair is so Mary Tyler Moore. hah. i hate to hate, but it's so true.

    casper *casper *Il y a mois
  • You are so stupid, you’ve missed the point. This is confirmed by your choice of wigs.

    Steve WasiuraSteve WasiuraIl y a mois
  • "A Straight Story" in my opinion is the worst movie ever. Not one thing entertaining about it at all.

    That GuyThat GuyIl y a mois
  • Yeah... You should look up the definition of tragedy.

    Throne of GamesThrone of GamesIl y a mois
  • Rise of Skywalker has to take the cake.

    Stanley KasiroworeStanley KasiroworeIl y a mois
  • I didn’t take this movie as self-important or serious or faux-deep at all. I took it as a riotously wacked-out and off the rails black comedy that is intentionally over-the-top and unsubtle in every detail from the cast to the plot to the dialog.

    Cody GaisserCody GaisserIl y a 2 mois

  • My personal least favorite movie is Son of The Mask, a spinoff of The Mask that couldn't even get Jim Carrey back. The post- modern, existential horror of this movie is maybe impossible to articulate. The only thing that could describe is that it feels like you're losing your soul as you're watching.

    Julian CostaJulian CostaIl y a 2 mois
  • I agree that movies like the Room and Troll 2 aren't the worst kinds of movies, because of the fact that they are enjoyable. In my opinion the worst kinds of movies are ones that are boring, generic, uninteresting and forgettable. Therefore the worst movie I've ever watched isn't even one I can remember, because it wasn't anything special

    Daniel FichDaniel FichIl y a 3 mois
  • The worst movie, in all my 65 years of watching, was "Death Becomes Her", starring Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, and Bruce Willis. For a movie to include Ms. Streep and Ms. Hawn in an ostensible "comedy" which was little more than grotesque is tragic to the second power.....

    Michael QuirkMichael QuirkIl y a 3 mois
  • There's universal consensus that THE LAST JEDI is the WORST MOVIE EVER MADE.

  • 09:03 Jane's Addiction, Three Days

    Square In SquareSquare In SquareIl y a 3 mois
  • Oh no, never seen this but now i like donnie darko less.

    Tasha BattaglinoTasha BattaglinoIl y a 3 mois
  • Behaving Badly (2014). Painful from start to finish. Horrible, horrible, horrible.

    K. NakanishiK. NakanishiIl y a 3 mois
  • P

    Maren KuspanMaren KuspanIl y a 3 mois
  • Shyamalan's Avatar The Last Airbender is the worst movie ever!

    Lucas FariasLucas FariasIl y a 3 mois
  • Worst movie ever made: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. The wasted potential. The anticipation of people who love those characters. The fundamental misunderstanding of Batman and Supermans' character(what makes them tick). The aching pretentiousness permeating throughout the entire movie. The horrible dialogue. The awkward, ham-fisted forcing of other characters into a narrative that wasn't designed for them. The non-existent motivation of the villian and both heroes. And finally, the utter dip-shittery of miscasting Lex Luthor( one of the greatest villians in all of literature) with Jessie Eisenberg and directing him to act like a schizo joker/riddler hybrid. Thinking about what that movie could've been......what it should've been, always gives me a new ulcer and brings me to tears.

    Rasheed AmirRasheed AmirIl y a 3 mois
  • Lord Gamerson Approves This Video.

    Lord GamersonLord GamersonIl y a 3 mois
  • This review is spot on. I really enjoy this movie for some of its dark humor, but I could never argue that it is a great movie. I do kind of think the graphic novel helps, it gives context to a lot of the things that are totally out of place. However, you shouldn't need supplemental material to understand the movie, so there you go.

    Patrick J. AdiePatrick J. AdieIl y a 3 mois
  • ur a hater mate

    Logan SylveLogan SylveIl y a 3 mois
  • I laughed so hard. 🤣🤣. “If u don’t let me suck yo d***🔫🤣

    Its ya boyIts ya boyIl y a 3 mois
  • It’s hilarious that I have been watching this video for 12 minutes and 45 seconds and I still don’t know what movie he was talking about! Lmaoo 4:20, bishes!!

    Santiago MartinSantiago MartinIl y a 3 mois
  • I rented this movie in videostore, it was so bad I could not bear get it to the end

    Alexandre Zimmermann De SouzaAlexandre Zimmermann De SouzaIl y a 3 mois
  • “The search for the worst movie” IHE peaks around the corner

    Tucker RobbinsTucker RobbinsIl y a 3 mois
  • I completely agree with your perspective. I didn't care at all about any of the characters; there was no story to really follow; it was just a waste of good actors...as you say, a tragedy...in the end, this piece of "art" didn't mean anything...

    Andy MatznerAndy MatznerIl y a 3 mois
  • Plan 9 from outer space?

    fish manfish manIl y a 3 mois
  • It looks like I could have a few good laughs watching this film. Cringe laughs which I enjoy. If you ask me the worst movie I have ever watched is Collateral Beauty. Just as pretencious of this one but manipulate you into crying because, you know, parents talking about their dying children. Stupid, pretencious, not even funny in a cringe way

    Giulia C.Giulia C.Il y a 3 mois
  • I’ve been looking for the car boning scene I saw as a kid for over a decade thank you so much

    Marcos PerezMarcos PerezIl y a 3 mois
  • Inglorious Bastards. Tragic. It wanted to be this awesome, action-packed, revenge flick, and it just blue-balled viewers with an endless stream of pointless talking. I could rant about it scene by scene but I'll leave it there for now.

    miles shelleymiles shelleyIl y a 3 mois
  • I feel like this movie was a prophesy. It's like the book of revelations, a fever dream of what was to come.

    common autumncommon autumnIl y a 3 mois
    • Yeah, it's very much like a different story which also rambled incoherently and felt like a drug trip.

      Corn Pone FlicksCorn Pone FlicksIl y a mois
  • The Collector is the worst theater experience I've had. It's lazy horror and gore for the sake of gore alone.

    Brandon CobbBrandon CobbIl y a 3 mois
  • 8:06 I mean... Isn't that how women normally react to The Rock?

    Stephen SchaeferStephen SchaeferIl y a 3 mois
  • God as soon as I saw the directors cut of Donnie darko I realized maybe this movie isn't that smart. Donnie darko is the ultimate teen rebel movie.

    Conor Aspie-Anarchist SartreConor Aspie-Anarchist SartreIl y a 3 mois
  • Sorry why would you say the film has bad comedy and then play possibly the best line in any film I've ever seen?

    Chris Visser-FeeChris Visser-FeeIl y a 3 mois
  • Cats.

    CharlesCharlesIl y a 3 mois
  • Go see Dutch movies if you wanna see really bad movies

    Jules WinnfieldJules WinnfieldIl y a 3 mois
  • now that hamilton the live action movie is out its obviously the worst movie ever made

    Evan BirkelandEvan BirkelandIl y a 3 mois
  • Haven’t see it.

    Osvaldo GilOsvaldo GilIl y a 3 mois
  • The Last Airbender doesn't make a mention?

    Kristian JonesKristian JonesIl y a 3 mois
  • You should see Artemis Fowl 🤦🏻

    Erick ClauxErick ClauxIl y a 4 mois
  • "You ever hear the tragedy of Southland Tales" - Jared 2019

    Matin NaqshbandiMatin NaqshbandiIl y a 4 mois
  • Ed (1996) is the worst movie ever made. I was sick after watching it.

    Tom GordonTom GordonIl y a 4 mois
  • I am a little confused. The title says '...worst movie' Jared defines bad doesnt equal tragic And gives us his most tragic movie pick But is worst in his mind equal to most tragic but not bad? Its semantics, sure. But semantics are important most of the time. "Whats your least favorite colour? Oh, I will give you the least colour. Black " "Well that doesnt answer my question but its funny and entertaining." So my note of the video: funny and entertaining. But confused if he answered.

    AceTheWorriorAceTheWorriorIl y a 4 mois
  • The last Airbender for the win

    Leif SinclairLeif SinclairIl y a 4 mois
  • Daron Aronofsky = very talented director with great movies. The Rock = box-office guarantee. The Rock + Daron = disaster and bad movie 🤣🤔🤷🏻‍♂️

    x xx xIl y a 4 mois
  • Is terrible movies. Now. Try to be epic and not pull it off is EXACTLY WHAT HAPPEN WITH VALERIAN. VALERIAN should be top ten.

    x xx xIl y a 4 mois
  • WHAT? Southland Tales is an amazing mess and I love every second of it!

    starkingbikerstarkingbikerIl y a 4 mois
  • For me the american Death Note takes the crown. It falls into the category of dumb movies trying hard to feel deep with its wannabe Nolan-esque convoluted plot. Add some whitewashing and you have the murder of a great original story.

    Mundo MorseMundo MorseIl y a 4 mois
  • Gonna call it’s avatar the last airbender before he says what it is

    Henry ErdmanHenry ErdmanIl y a 4 mois
    • Hm haven’t seen Southland Tales

      Henry ErdmanHenry ErdmanIl y a 4 mois
  • When this video turned up in my recs in late June 2020, it was six months old. So naturally I assumed it was about Rise of Skywalker.

    Rory_PondRory_PondIl y a 4 mois
  • That was valid until The Rise of the Skywalker was launched. That probably is even worse for the very same reasons!

    João ManguinoJoão ManguinoIl y a 4 mois
  • How have I never heard of this film??

    Akash ChopraAkash ChopraIl y a 4 mois
  • Hey Uwl Bowle movie franchise Rampage was great

    SOURCE w00tSOURCE w00tIl y a 4 mois
  • So.. you're saying I should see this movie..

    Gene QuistGene QuistIl y a 4 mois
  • Based on what Francis Ford Copolla said for me it has to be Roberto Bergnini's 2002 version of Pinocchio. It was so up its own arse but so awfully bad. Also the recent Cats!

    Liam FarnesLiam FarnesIl y a 4 mois
  • Dracula 3000

    tresmegistostresmegistosIl y a 4 mois
  • I always found Donnie Darko pretentious and falsely profound. So I can sense a pattern here

    Fernando BittencourtFernando BittencourtIl y a 4 mois
  • Nope. Mario Bros.

    Jerome Smith Jr.Jerome Smith Jr.Il y a 4 mois
  • Oh God, it hurts that they used Blackout by Muse in this 😭😭😭

    tss3393tss3393Il y a 4 mois
  • D-War is still haunting me to this day.

    Quentin BrandonQuentin BrandonIl y a 4 mois
  • Game of thrones. Now that’s tragic.

    David GarateDavid GarateIl y a 4 mois
  • A big budget stinker that falls into into tragic might be showgirls In a weird way it’s kind of fun for a short time but even the dance numbers are kind of revolting and if done in an actual casino the audience would leave and the dancers would all be badly injured

    Ross MandellRoss MandellIl y a 4 mois
  • Did not even know that such a movie exists lol. How blessed an individual I am :-).

    Jacques Junior EugeneJacques Junior EugeneIl y a 4 mois
  • For me Looper, was and is just UGH! Predestination is what Looper wished to be.

    TenkoTenkoIl y a 4 mois
  • You know what other movies don't have a consistent tone? most asian movies, probably

    Jens DræbyJens DræbyIl y a 4 mois
  • I like Meet the Spartans

    Jared HaughtJared HaughtIl y a 4 mois
  • My understanding was that they let cut him a big cheque off the success of DD, and let him run wild, and he went BUCK WILD. I think he's the kind of person that needs to be reigned in. You should check out his third and final film, The Box. It's not the best concept, but the plot is interesting, and Marsden is boring Diaz is TERRIBLE..

    zombieowenzombieowenIl y a 4 mois
  • seems like what's his face tried to make a David Lynch movie and you dont just do that without being David Lynch

    Jackson LangfordJackson LangfordIl y a 4 mois
  • The room was great wdym.

    Om PatelOm PatelIl y a 4 mois
  • Looks like a weird film never seen it. My pick for worst film ever made was star wars revenge of the sith. Lucas had two chances to redeem himself from phantom menace and clone wars and never learned his lesson from his mistakes. Disappointing conclusion to a disappointing series

    Kyle KochKyle KochIl y a 4 mois
  • What the..ive never made it far enough in southland tales to learn about the dopple gangers

    SENoR Sanchez SPANKSY LongbottomsSENoR Sanchez SPANKSY LongbottomsIl y a 4 mois
  • Speaking of good directors who make tragic movies, ever seen Nolan's "Dunkirk"?

    jason Lastjason LastIl y a 4 mois
  • Worst movie ever is Birth of a Nation! I was in film school and had to watch it on 9/11/2001; I still can't believe classes weren't canceled!?!

    Jeremy HeimlichJeremy HeimlichIl y a 4 mois
  • I know it's awful, but I kinda love this movie lol

    AngryVeteran85AngryVeteran85Il y a 4 mois
  • I can't believe Jared didn't even mention The Last Airbender

    Hodor, Hodoring Hodor of HodorsHodor, Hodoring Hodor of HodorsIl y a 4 mois
  • In trying to apply a similar metric of what constitutes a bad movie to my own viewing experiences, I'd have to say the worst I've ever seen is The Cell (2000). It screams self importance and postures like there's a great deal of meaning behind the imagery and writing. In my opinion, it had the depth of a puddle of spilled beer on the floor of a public restroom

    Jack BaileyJack BaileyIl y a 4 mois
  • 'The Room' is so bad that it became good for me.. But the kind of badness that 'Hausu' reached makes it one of my favorite it of all time!

    Ayman El KhodaryAyman El KhodaryIl y a 4 mois
  • You've never seen Wolf Knife, have you?

    Jerry Watches MoviesJerry Watches MoviesIl y a 4 mois
  • Wait, wut? I thought Southland Tales was like a crime, gangster movie? Lol, I remember seeing the title and I thought it was like a training day type film.

    hchoe741hchoe741Il y a 4 mois
  • You want to talk about tragic pretensions - James Nguyen literally thought his movie was going to SAVE THE WORLD by finally forcing everyone to take global warming seriously with "Birdemic: Shock and Terror".

    LoganBluthLoganBluthIl y a 4 mois
  • Not “Battlefield Earth”!!!!????

    Celena OxleyCelena OxleyIl y a 4 mois
  • I feel like Jupiter Ascending falls into this category

    James ThomasonJames ThomasonIl y a 4 mois
  • That "Southland" movie is beginning to shape out a bit right now isn't it?

    Soul MechanicsSoul MechanicsIl y a 4 mois
    • You seriously manages to miss the value in this film? And you consider yourself a philosopher.. 🤨

      Soul MechanicsSoul MechanicsIl y a 4 mois
  • Really man you need to stop that.

    Soul MechanicsSoul MechanicsIl y a 4 mois
  • So it's not the Emoji Movie?

    soumitra goswamisoumitra goswamiIl y a 4 mois
  • Omg yes, Southland is the wooooorst

    Sophia NeilssonSophia NeilssonIl y a 5 mois
  • shit 2020 is steam rolling all expectations

    strangerHK101strangerHK101Il y a 5 mois
  • Donnie Darko is not a good movie either. It seems smart if you don't think.

    L. J.L. J.Il y a 5 mois
  • Jared’s going full Boromir with that hairdo. I don’t mind it.

    MadAboutSaffron RedMadAboutSaffron RedIl y a 5 mois
  • nah worst movie ever was Ryan Reynolds in Buried. that shit was the most boring miss the mark movie ive ever fucking seen.

    Latshaw, AustinLatshaw, AustinIl y a 5 mois
    • yeah for all the reasons you mentioned.

      Latshaw, AustinLatshaw, AustinIl y a 5 mois
  • I could not disagree with this assessment more.

    Vic MaelstromVic MaelstromIl y a 5 mois
  • I think you're right about this movie.

    Alex ZeroAlex ZeroIl y a 5 mois